tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8575369984751202712024-03-13T12:00:13.721-04:00Dweomera LagomorphaLagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.comBlogger300125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-70579993630750747772013-04-05T02:01:00.001-04:002013-04-05T02:13:01.532-04:00The importance of heroes. Everyone has a hero, or sometimes more than one.<br />
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That's really all I have to say about it.<br />
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This will likely be my last post in a very long time. I have a lot of work to do and I need to focus on it.<br />
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I love & appreciate all my readers who have viewed my ramblings and rants for the last several years.Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-79218297875283870932013-01-09T12:43:00.003-05:002013-01-09T12:43:57.346-05:00Tolkien and Aldo Leopold As I've recently returned to class, I have already found a new way of appreciating Tolkien's works. In this case, by reading Aldo Leopold's "A Sand County Almanac". Leopold was something of a pioneer in the field of ecological conservation, and in his book included a chapter titled 'A land Ethic' in which he laid out his views on ecology, and specifically attacked the "Economic-Ethic" of land management in favor of his own. This lead me to the old standbye for quick, possibly suspect knowledge, Wikipedia. Where I found that there is an entire field devoted to various types of "Land Ethics". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Land_Ethic<div>
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As always when it comes to Tolkien, there are a great many people who simply don't grasp the idea that he's not "Anti-progress" or "Anti-Technology" he's simply a proponent of a moral or ethical understanding of nature. So in reading this breakdown of the various ethics of land conservation (or lack thereof) I was struck by how the various groups in Tolkien's world managed their lands. </div>
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The <b>Hobbits</b> are for all intents and purposes very good stewards of the land in the since that they manage it exactingly. They farm, raise draft animals, and food animals, have a mill, but most of their housing is subterranean using the natural formations of hillsides to provide shelter, though from what we can see they obviously reinforce these structures with internal support.. likely some sort of timber and Wattle and Daub technique.. and wood paneling. Perhaps even horsehair plaster. They take from the land, and manage it to suit their tastes. They have a fairly big footprint though, as mills, even water wheels, and the Hobbits prodigious appetites, and Ale consumption, indicate a large scale food production, though not Industrialized in as much as it is likely there are several very large farmers who likely employ many Hobbits to work for them. I would suggest they have a <u><i>Utilitarian Land Ethic</i></u>. Described as having as its ideal that "generally it is the view that a morally right action is an action that produces the maximum good for people", making it an offshoot of the same type of ethic, Economic Land Ethic, which can produce wastelands like Isengard and Mordor, and also the Dwarven kingdom of Moria. Though we are not shown for sure, this is also likely the type of land ethic exhibited by the <b>Humans who live near the Hobbits</b>.. so it probably extends to an extent into the lone lands and Bree. It is, I suppose, possible the Hobbits learned these techniques when they moved into the area from the <b>Arnorians</b> to their north. This would add impetus to the Civil War which devastated Arnor when the Witch-king founded <b>Angmar</b>... a land very similar to Mordor.. and likely espousing the same sort of philosophy that Mordor had in relation to Land Use. This is also an area where we should look at the Dwarves living in the Blue Mountains, and the Elves living in the Grey Havens. Both of those groups, likely purchase large quantities of their food from the remnant human population of Arnor, and possibly even from the Hobbits of the Shire. We don't really know enough about them to make many assumptions. </div>
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The <b>Rohirrim</b>, seem to evidence a <i><u>Libertarian land Ethic</u></i>, being primarily agricultural but with HUGE swathes of land turned over to grazing horse herds, and if they are distinctly based on the Anglo Saxons, then likely large numbers of other domestic animals as well.. They seem closest to a Libertarian viewpoint on the land, in as much as they themselves don't take wood from Fangorn, not because of ecological reasons, but simply because they are afraid to go into it to get he wood.. any group of people who are willing to produce vast herds of hoofed animals, and build lots of timber structures, will obviously need lots of timber which will produce their empty grazing land. The "Symbiotic" <b>Dunlendings</b> would probably have also subsisted by raising herds of animals, perhaps goats or cows, and lived a very hardscrabble life, perhaps a bit like the Highlanders of Scotland. We don't really know enough about them to know what sort of farming they would do.. but the landscape they lived in would make it very difficult to see them doing any kind of large scale agriculture. It would seem the <b>people of Esgaroth</b> are similar to this in that they built timber structures on a lake, and made lots of barrels.. as well as having large farming operations in order to supply themselves with food, though their farming was likely even more industrialized when they were also growing enough food to supply the Dwarves of Erebor with as much Ale, red meat and what not as the dwarves would eat.. seeing as the Dwarven appitite is nearly as prodigious as a Hobbits.. one can start to see just how big the farming system built up by the people of Esgaroth must have been... They also produce grapes (which requires a VAST amount of land) and wine (presumably in excess to their own needs) which they sell to the Elves in Mirkwood. The <b>Dwarves of Erebor</b>, who need to be taken as a symbiotic group with the Esgarothians seemed to be very much of a "Haste makes Waste" kind of Dwarf.. my guess is they aimed not to repeat the mistakes of Moria... since they had found out the hard way that there are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world. On the surface they would have had vast slack dumps for the removed material from their mines, though this could in fact be the location where the Esgarothians got the stone to build their town from.. it would likely exist in excess to what they would actually need. </div>
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The <b>Gondorians</b> seem to fall somewhere between the Hobbits and the Esgarothians. Considering the sort of top down military structure in evidence with Gondor, I'd suggest that while they clearly are not an Egalitarian Culture, they practice an <u><i>Egalitarian-Utilitarian hybrid land ethic</i></u>. They take charge of the land in order to make sure their military is well supplied, thus ensuring their people are protected from Mordor. We know they have orchards since they eat apples, and they have cows since they eat cheese, but they also have to supply what is, seemingly a VAST military apparatus, and keep the city of Minas Tirith supplied in case of seige, it being a fortress and all. They buy a lot of horses from Rohan, so probably do not devote as much land to grazing, instead devoting more of it to things which can be easily stored for long periods of time. Beer, Hard Bread, Apples, Cheese, Etc. </div>
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<b>The Elves of Lothlorien, Rivendell, and Mirkwood</b>, and likely of the grey havens, seem to be the only race in middle earth which practice an <u><i>Ecological Land Ethic</i></u>. They are very densely populated in areas which for the most part are allowed to grow wild around very small pockets of intently managed landscape.. I would imagine that rather than the Hobbits who likely would think nothing of cutting down a copse of trees to plant something, the elves would merely prune the trees, much like a Japanese Banzai, in order to have an area with enough sunshine to grow their crops without removing the trees. They of course being immortal, are allowed the luxury of this incredibly inefficient type of land use. </div>
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Then we of course get to <b>Mordor</b> and <b>Isengard</b>. Home mainly of Orcs, though obviously some humans live in these areas as well side by side with the orcs (How weird would that be? To be an Easterling and have to live near Orcs? Ugh.) The evidence both these places had large scale farming is found in the fact they had VERY large standing armies, and simply put, orcs have to eat something (Maggoty bread, and vile tasting liquor both tell us something.. they had Mills (possibly bone meal, since the perpetual darkness that shrouds Mordor would make it hard to grow a lot of plants.. but not impossible to grow herds of animals) and distilling.. which does take either fruit or grain or honey. We also know that Mordor had vast slave populations.. perhaps making their economy in the East and South akin to the South Eastern US plantation economy prior to the US Civil War... Simply put, these places are not nice places to live.. and it's really no wonder why the men of Khand and Rhun would be so anxious to get ahold of the lands of Gondorians and Rohirrim. We also know they built a sizable navy, in order for the "Corsairs of Umbar" to be Corsairs.. and clearly had NO problem at all of simply clear cutting vast swathes of Forest, or excavating and polluting vast tracks of land to smelt the Iron they needed to build their war machines and assorted other war materials. Mordor clearly had a purely <u><i>Economic, and extremely mercenary, approach to land management</i></u>.. in fact I wouldn't even suggest they had any conception of "Land Management" except extract every last drop of blood you can until only stones remain behind. Isegard sought to copy this view, switching from the Utilitarian view they had previously (Evidenced by the manicured lawns and orchards which dotted the interior of the ring prior to their destruction at the hands of Saruman's Orcs). </div>
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Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-43442412634691066862013-01-05T07:20:00.002-05:002013-01-05T07:20:07.834-05:00Of Malazanites and Others. Yup, just doing an obligatory first post in the new year. I don't really expect to be updating either of my blogs that frequently over this year as I'm taking a very full class load at school, trying to earn as many credits as I can at the cheaper commuter school before transferring in August.<br />
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Last year I set myself a goal of 75 books, down from the 150 I had set myself the year before. Both times I've managed to meet or exceed those goals, but both times were also a bit of a stretch to achieve. This year I've set the several very modest goals. 1) I intend to read as many books as I can this year. 2) I plan to finish Erikson and Esselmont's massive (It's like, sagans* in length) Malazan series to all finished volumes. 3) Finish the Wheel of Time with the publication of "Memory of Light" next week. 4) I would also like to finish reading all of the remaining works in Michael Moorcock's Eternal Champion sequence. And with that, I think I've just about filled in all my free time, we'll see how it goes.<br />
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Hopefully will be going to Paganfest 2013 to see Tyr and Heidevolk and others provided they have a show in Atlanta or Greenville..<br />
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And then in August I'll be moving, which I'm excited about and scared to death about at the same time.<br />
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Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-23918215812636631002012-12-19T00:49:00.003-05:002012-12-19T12:13:43.587-05:00Read this year. Yup, I know the year's not over yet, but it will be by the time I finish the last couple that I'm working on, so I thought I'd post the obligatory list for everything I've read this year, I'll mark them in bold if I read them for school.<br />
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<br /><br />1. Gardens of the Moon - Malazan: Book of the Fallen #1 - Steven Erikson *****<br /><br /><br />2. Tree of Smoke - Denis Johnson ****<br />3. Beyond Good and Evil - Friedrich Neitzsche *** <br />4. The Maker of Universes - World of Tiers #1 - Phillip Jose Farmer ***<br />5. The King and the Cowboy - David Fromkin **<br />6. The Gates of Creation - World of Tiers #2 -Phillip Jose Farmer ***<br /><b>7. Pigeon Feathers - John Updike *** </b><br />8. Quag Keep - Andre Norton ***<br />9. A Private Cosmos - World of Tiers #3 - Phillip Jose Farmer ***<br />10. Deadhouse Gates - Malazan: Book of the Fallen #2 - Steven Erikson ***<br /><b>11. The Things they Carried - Tim O'brien ***</b><br />12. Beyond the Walls of Terra - World of Tiers #4 - Phillip Jose Farmer **<br /><b>13. The Joy Luck Club - Amy Tan **</b><br />14. The Rise of the West - William Hardy Mcneil ****<br />15. The lavalite World - World of Tiers #5 -Phillip Jose Farmer **<br /><b>16. In Love and Trouble - Alice Walker ** </b><br />17. The Oracle Betrayed - Oracle #1 - Catherine Fisher ****<br /><b>18. World War One British Poets - Candace Ward *** <br />19. 1421: The Year China Discovered America - Gavin Menzies * <br />20. A Vocation and a Voice - Kate Chopin *** </b><br />21. Magician: Apprentice - Riftwar #1 - Raymond E. Feist ****<br />22. Red Orc's Rage - World of Tiers #6 - Phillip Jose Farmer *<br />23. Memories of Ice - Malazan: Book of the Fallen #3 - Steven Erikson ****<br />24. More than Fire - World of Tiers #7 - Phillip Jose Farmer **<br />25. Howl's Moving Castle - Diana Wynne Jones ****<br />26. Tolkien and the Great War - John Garth ****<br />27. House of Chains - Malazan: Book of the Fallen #4 - Steven Erikson ***<br />28. Landscape and Memory - Simon Schama *****<br />29. Carnage and Culture - Victor Hansen ***<br />30. Conan the Relentless - Roland Green **<br />31. Mr. Midshipmen Hornblower - Horatio Hornblower #1 - C.S. Forester ****<br />32. Midnight Tides - Malazan: Book of the Fallen #5 - Steven Erikson ***<br />33. Magician: Master - Riftwar #2 - Raymond E. Feist **<br /><b>34. Cannibal Culture - Deborah Root **</b><br />35. Blood Follows - Bauchulain and Korbel Broach #1 - Steven Erikson **<br />36. The Lees of Laughter's End - Bauchulain and Korbel Broach #2 - Steven Erikson **<br />37. The Healthy Dead - Bauchulain and Korbel Broach #3 - Steven Erikson **<br />38. Crack'd Pot Trail - Bauchulain and Korbel Broach #4 - Steven Erikson **<br />39. Night of Knives - Tales of the Malazan Empire #1 - Ian Cameron Esselmont ****<br />40. Youth in Revolt - C.D. Payne ***<br />41. Lieutenant Hornblower - Horatio Hornblower #2 - C.S. Forester ****<br />42. The House of the Wolfings - William Morris ****<br />43. The Bonehunters - Malazan: Book of the Fallen #6 - Steven Erikson ****<br />44. Conan the Savage - Leonard Carpenter **<br />45. Hornblower and the Hotspur - Horatio Hornblower #3 - C.S. Forester ****<br />46. Imaro - Imaro #1 - Charles Saunders ****<br />47. Hornblower during the Crisis - Horatio Hornblower #4 - C.S. Forester ****<br />48. Hornblower and the Atropos - Horatio Hornblower #5 - C.S. Forester ****<br />49. Conan the Defender - Robert Jordan ***<br />50. Beat to Quarters - Horatio Hornblower #6 - C.S. Forester ****<br />51. Conan the Triumphant - Robert Jordan ***<br />52. Ship of the Line - Horatio Hornblower #7 - C.S. Forester ****<br />53. Return of the Crimson Guard - Tales of the Malazan Empire #2 - Ian Cameron Esslemont ****<br />54. Flying Colours - Horatio Hornblower #8 - C.S. Forester ****<br />55. The Polysylabic Spree - Nick Hornby ***<br />56. A Visit from the Goon Squad - Jennifer Egan ***<br />57. Raising Cain: Protecting the Emotional life of boys - Dan Kindlon ****<br />58. Conan the Gaurdian - Roland Green **<br />59. Shadowdale - Avatar #1 - Richard Awlinson **<br />60. Conan at the Demon's Gate - Roland Green **<br />61. Manhood for Amatuers - Michael Chabon ****<br />62. The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Steven Chobsky (See Insert) <br />63. Maps and Legends - Michael Chabon ****<br />64. King Dork - Frank Portman ***<br />65. Reaper's Gale - malazan Book of the Fallen #7 - Steven Erikson ***<br />66. The Passion of the Western Mind - Richard Tarnas ****<br />67. Albert of Adelaide - Robert L. Anderson ****<br />68. Me: The People - Kevin Bleyer ***<br /><b>69. The Essential Rumi - Rumi ***</b><br />70. Bongwater - Michael Hornburg ***<br /><b>71. The Persian Book of Kings - Ferdewsi ****</b><br />72. A History of the Ostrogoths - thomas S. Burns ****<br />73. Tantras - Avatar #2 - Richard Awlinson **<br /><b>74. Doctor Faustus - Christoper Marlowe ***</b><br />75. I'm Proud of You - Tim Madigan ***<br />76. The Mother Tongue - Bill Bryson ***<br />77. Conan The Gladiator - Leonard Carpenter **<br />
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The article starts out all right I suppose, but it quickly falls apart as soon as it mentions "The last Ringbearer".. Simply put, they keep missing the point of Lord of the Rings (and truth be told, so do a lot of fantasy writers who seek to emulate it).. These writers are too literal with their approach to technology for one thing, they see Technology only as industrial machinery, be that steam trains or Abrams tanks. These writers are overlooking the fact that Crop Rotation is a Technology, Charcoal making, black smithing, brewing, the gunpowder in Gandalfs fireworks, and the walls of Minus Tirith are all TECHNOLOGY.<br />
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Tolkien isn't against Technology, he's simply against the soulless INDUSTRIALIZATION of the world. If you want to see representations of Mordor, look at London in the 1900's, look at Detroit in the 70's, look at the hole in the O-Zone layer thanks to CFC's Look at the slag dumps outside of African, South American and Chinese mineral mines, look at the clear cut, blasted, hell landscape of the former mountains of the Appalachian chain which have been completely removed.<br />
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Tolkien isn't arguing against technology, he's arguing against the fact that we don't use it responsibly. The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep, They awakened the methane gas explosion that is the balroq. Sauron and later Sauruman sought to dominate life, and they are rewarded with the dim, selfish, spiteful and malformed Orc. The Dragon Smaug's greed lead him to take by force two entire kingdoms, Esgaroth and Erebor, simply so he could horde gold to retire to Boca.. err I mean sleep on.<br />
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Think of it this way, the act of inventing the automobile was in itself not particularly bad. But once you factor in the marketization of the automobile, selling them, thus needing a constant supply of them, not to mention the oil drilling, road building, and ugh.. Suburbia.. who doesn't begin to feel a little put upon by them? Especially when you read stories about what happened in the US and Britain to their already firmly built, though no less ecologically problematic, (remember, even the attempt to use the weapon of the enemy for good, can still cause evil) public transit systems. In the 40's and 50's it was not uncommon for US automakers and oil companies to collude with cities to purchase vital segments of the public transit system and then dismantle them.. thus forcing people to have no choice but to buy a car and pay for gas. That's Mordor thinking. One car to bring them all, and in the ring-road bind them. <br />
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Everyone has been stuck in a traffic jam, you cannot tell me that if just a little be more civic responsibility had been in evidence during the planning phases that that problem couldn't have been conceived of and dealt with? The South-East US is littered with middle turn lanes, called morbidly "Suicide lanes", which account for a vast number of traffic fatalities.. there are entire towns where there are no sidewalks and no crosswalks, let alone bike lanes or any attempt at providing some alternative to the automobile. They see no reason to build any of that because everyone (who counts anyway) lives too far away from town, secluded in the suburbs and exoburbs and planned communities and gated communities to warrent building anything except more roads to bring in yet more traffic to yet more big box stores and strip malls and fast food joints to pour yet more money into the never satisfied gaping maw of corporate greed.<br />
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The US didn't crack the atom to provide clean, cheap power to the masses of the world, it cracked the atom to kill people, and for 60 years afterwards Nuclear Energy was a distant second place to the never ending quest to a bigger and better bomb. Eventually the Soviet Union, what more of a Mordor could you want than a country ruled by technocrats and engineers, crafted the Ultimate in the enormous Tzar Bomba. I'll excuse you while you go and chant GROND! GROND! GROND!.. okay, back? good.<br />
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Gandalf could have used his gunpowder to make rockets to fire at the Orcs, but he didn't he used it to make beautiful displays of light and colour to amuse and entertain a bunch of fat drunk hobbits. The Dwarves used their knowledge to make toys and jewelry and the Elves.. well now that's an interesting viewpoint as you can see the same impulses which Sauron and Sauruman had.. in Feanor and the Silmarils.<br />
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No, the Elves I think are the one example in which Tolkien may have created a group of beings who either nearly did or entirely did abstain from most technology.. and guess what.. they are declining and slipping away into the past to be replaced by those pesky humans who aren't afraid to harness the weapon of the enemy, hopefully to try and use it for good. To build solar panels and sea walls and hospitals and high speed electric rail to connect all the little villages and hamlets to magnificently planned urban centers groaning with parks and industry which sequesters it's emmisions and appropriately sources it's raw materials.<br />
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Tolkien was a man who had seen the absolute worst of what human ingenuity could concoct. Poison Gas, The Tank, Machine Guns, Grenades, Artillery capable of turning a human into a fine red particulate from a hundred miles away, there is a reason why that war lead to the Geneva Convention.. which itself, in it's attempt to restrain the insanity, simply made humans more ingenuitive If they can't use poison gas, lets just use cluster bombs, lets coat our bullets with white phosphorus, anti-coagulants, or make them out of depleted uranium. Let's do all these horrible things because it's easier than finding common ground and working together, sharing a bite and sup and a song and then going for a walk along the hedgerows, or through the park.<br />
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Tolkien wasn't saying not to use technology, he was simply saying to advance technology responsibly and with as little negative impact to the surrounding world, and preferably without killing anyone or destroying anyone's home. Tolkien wasn't telling us to become neo-Luddites huddling around tallow candles or to become subsistence farmers.. He was simply telling us that there are better things in life to strive for than greed and death.Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-52848814807654529262012-11-30T00:03:00.001-05:002012-11-30T00:03:08.085-05:00An Attempt at Organization. Mark 1. To preface; I own a LOT of books. Somewhere in the realm of 5000+ individual volumes in a variety of formats, not including about another 1500 E-Books. For the Fiction books, finding what I want is simplicity itself, Anthologies come first, alpha by editor, and all the rest are alpha by author. Art books are the same way, alpha by artist. The Non-Fiction books however are a trickier proposition. Though they are mostly Social Sciences (History, Anthropology, Archeaology, Biography, Sociology, Comparative religion, Political theory) I also have Geology, Geography, Natural history, theoretical physics, and lastly and I'm not ashamed to say, a sizable metaphysics section on Ancient astronauts and the like (it's bogus, but fun!).<br />
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There are a few paths one can go by, but in the long run, you can only choose one road which to walk upon. (Led Zeppelin, yeah!) Primarily you have three main choices in the United States.<br />
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First, the Library of Congress system which organizes book not by strict subject categories but rather by Publication and Publisher data, since it is primarily a repository of works published in the United States, thus making it rather oddly laid out since you will wind up with books about automobiles next to books about birds. On the plus side, it's easy to find out the LOC# for your specific book.<br />
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Second, the Dewey Decimal system, which is extremely easy to navigate and easy to find out where your books go, with one caveat. It's proprietary, and expensive. You have to purchase a silence to the catalog in order to find the multi-digit code for your specific books.<br />
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Neither of these options was really that good, for one, I didn't want a book on the Migration Age to be sitting next to a book on Alestair Crowley, and for two, I didn't have the money to buy a lisence and a hand scanner to put my books into the DD system, and three, I simply don't have enough books to make all those extra categories necessary. Since in the grand scheme of things, I have so few areas of interest I opted to simply make my own.<br />
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It has 22 Categories, each with a number of Sub Categories and Sub-Sub Categories depending on the scope and depth of my collection.<br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>I.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Antiquity</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>II.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Classical Age</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>III.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Late Classical Age</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>IV.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Migration Age</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>V.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Early Middle Ages</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>VI.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">High Middle Ages</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">VII.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Late Middle Ages</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">VIII.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Renaissance</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>IX.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Historical Outlines</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>X.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Anthropology</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;"> </span>XI.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Comparative Religion</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XII.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Psychology</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XIII.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Sociology</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XIV.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">Archeology</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XV.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
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Age</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XVII.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">World War I</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XVIII.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">World War II</span><br /><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; text-indent: -0.5in;">XIX.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal;">
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Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-24885881389567302022012-10-09T15:58:00.001-04:002012-10-09T15:58:09.243-04:00The Scott-i-verse. Recently there have been a number of articles floating around on the internet revolving around some Easter eggs off of the new Prometheus DVD. Specifically the a journal entry where Weyland relates a conversation with Tyrell from Blade Runner. Their conversation is related to whether Tyrell's Replicants or Weyland's Androids are the wave of the future in terms of artificial humanoids. <br />
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This is to me, precisely the sort of thing that makes me get excited.. I love stuff like the Wold Newton Universe and Comic Book Crossovers.. I felt that what Marvel pulled off with the Avengers films, and is likely to amplify with future releases, was really cool. I love it when a plan comes together.<br />
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So, to see Ridley Scott at least playing around with the idea of his movies tying into one another at least in a thematic way is rather exciting. <br />
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When taken together, Scott's films tend to deal with common themes, especially dreams and what it means to be human, and what i means to have faith in something. Prometheus, Alien, Blade Runner, but also Legend deal with the major themes of Humaneness and Dreams.. <br />
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Certainly if we consider the theory presented that the reason the Engineers were planning to destroy humanity with the black slime was related to an engineer, supposed savior of humanity, being nailed to some planks of wood and then fought over for 2000 years, Really changes the view of the historical epics that Scott made.. though I'm not saying that his historical epics should be included.. but I could certainly see an argument for it... <br />
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What if all of his movies, mainly just his Sci-fi/Fantasy films, are actually connected? What if Legend is just a dream in the mind of a replicant? What if Tyrell corporation was an early competitor with Weyland industries... <br />
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I suppose we might eventually find out if the proposed sequel to blade runner gets off the ground.. Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-42914141057305167702012-10-07T00:08:00.001-04:002012-10-07T00:08:36.925-04:00I'm afraid I have made a grave error. Following my spring missteps in picking professors I seem to have struck out yet again. This time instead of picking a history professor who allows his political biases to color his attitudes, I picked a Literature professor who is obsessed with minutiae and trying to promulgate the idea that pederasty just isn't really all that bad. <br />
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I opted to take World Literature because British Literature didn't fit the time I had in my schedule.. I should have waited and taken the class I really wanted.. but unfortunately I didn't. Instead I am stuck with a professor who openly criticizes the bulk of western writing, disregards the entirety of non western or Islamic writing.. and fixates on greco-roman stories and poems which extol the virtues of man on boy love. If questioned about this, she will repeatedly state "It just was".<br />
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"It Just was" is of course an acceptable if not entirely fulfilling answer as to WHY it was practiced at all in greco-roman and islamic world.. but it doesn't even begin to explain WHY we need to read so damn many stories about it.<br />
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Which, the very fact that so many greco-roman writings deal with the subject is itself very telling. Either that the act was some what abhorrent and in need of defense in Rome and Greece itself.. or that the christian and islamic leaders who chose to save the stories were looking for historical justifications for acts which had become taboo by their times. This of course was an unacceptable question to pose in class, I was asked to stop speaking, and yet again told "It just was".<br />
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Plato, Ovid, perfumed garden.. the whole thing just keeps reminding me of a line from "The Perks of being a wallflower" when the main character Charlie is given a copy of the Fountainhead by his english teacher and told to be a Filter, not a Sponge, of the ideas presented within it..<br />
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I realize that these writers are vastly important to western culture, but so was the Jewish old testement and the Christian new testement and neither of them are being studied in class.. and in my opinion the choice of texts from the greco-roman world are far to fixated on works seeking to justify deviant behavior. To be honest, her class is making me miss the days of bowdlerization. <br />
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Simply put, my confusion is growing to preposterous levels due simply to the fact that, Plato, Ovid, and the Islamic caliphs have actual important and mind expanding things to speak of.. if the answer "It just was" is the be all end all answer.. then we need to swiftly move past the perniciously out of date material and stick to reading and discussing the works which are actually important to western culture as a whole today, rather than simply to perverts and child abusers. <br />
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I further more resent the idea that nothing of any value came out of the Middle Ages except for from the Islamic world.. unless you are Dante.<br />
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I really cannot wait till December 12th when I'm rid of this class. Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-61611675470011603222012-09-12T08:48:00.000-04:002012-09-12T08:48:27.786-04:00The Show of Shannara. Yup, after Warner Brothers let their option to make a film out of the first of Terry Brook's fantasy trilogies lapse, I kind of thought that we had seen the last of the attempts to adapt them. Apparently I was incorrect.<br />
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This is interesting news, and one that doesn't particularly inspire me nor fill me with dread. I presume they will be sticking with the same format they had looked at for the films, adapting Elfstones and Wishsong straight, but using Sword for copious flashback sequences in order to make it's similarities to Lord of the Rings a little more subtle. By no means a bad plan, but one which still rankles my chronology obsessed brain. Still, I hope they manage to make a serious go of it, Brook's series is some what uniquely well suited to a long form TV series since most of his books don't feature the same characters, or they feature the children of previous characters, nephews and neices with occasional cameos from earlier characters. <br />
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Now, don't get me wrong, I actually really like Terry Brooks as a person, and despite what Lin Carter wrote about Sword, I even enjoyed it for what it was. Mr. Brooks has an undeservedly poor reputation mostly stemming from some very unfavourable reviews of his first book. A book which Lester Del Rey had a tremendous amount of input into, and we really don't know, and likely won't know just how many editorial changes were made due to that input. Though, with the upcoming publication of the Annotated 35th Anniversary edition of Sword, we may get some insight.<br />
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Besides, as Frank Herbert said:<br />
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Don't fault Brooks for entering the world of letters through the Tolkien
door. Every writer owes a similar debt to those who have come before.
Some will admit it. Tolkien's debt was equally obvious. The classical
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That's why you should not be surprised at finding these elements in <i>The Sword of Shannara</i>.
Yes, you will find here the young prince in search of his grail; the
secret (and not always benign) powers of nature; the magician; the wise
old man; the witch mother; the malignant threat from a sorcerer; the
holy talisman; the virgin queen; the fool (in the ancient tarot sense of
the one who asks the disturbing questions) and all of the other
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What Brooks has done is to present a marvelous
exposition of why the idea is not the story. Because of the popular
assumption (which assumes mythic proportions of its own) that ideas form
99 percent of a story, writers are plagued by that foolish question,
"Where do you get your ideas?" Brooks demonstrates that it doesn't
matter where you get the idea; what matters is that you tell a rousing
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My main hope is, that since Shannara takes place in a post apocalyptic Pacific Northwest, they film in Oregon, Washington, British Columbia, Alaska and Hawaii, and that they limit the non American Accents on the show. At it's heart Shannara is one of the first attempts at American High Fantasy vs. English or British High Fantasy. It needs to feel that way. It can be bucolic and pastoral, but it takes place in North America and that should be obvious. Especially when the characters find ruins or half functioning machines.. Maybe a ruined Boeing Plant.. or a half eroded Space Needle. The setting of Shannara is what makes it unique and what makes it stand apart from Tolkien.. I hope they play it up. Other than that, it would be nice if the filmmakers and tv studios stay away from the trap they laid for themselves when adapting that other Terry a few years ago with Legend of the Seeker. That is, water down a book series which you have no fear of running out of material to mine for ages.. to the point where it becomes blander and less inspired than the original book it is based on.<br />
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<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-51695128318753984142012-08-18T19:06:00.003-04:002012-08-18T19:06:53.328-04:00Steven Erikson Quote"Authors will subvert that, and many do, and we are left (usually) with
unease, with dissatisfaction: we are also left wondering, what was the
author’s point here? That we’re all fucked: that life is shit; that the
bad guys win; that we exist in a nihilistic nightmare? At which point,
isn’t it fair to ask: ”why did you bother telling me that? I mean,
what’s the fucking point, asshole?“ And you know what, you’d have a
point..." - Steven Erikson<br />
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This is a great example of an author of books, which some classify in the "Grimdark" sub genre.. explaining how he feels about those sorts of attitudes. I've maintained since first cracking open "Gardens of the Moon" back in January.. that there is no way that the Malazan series, despite it's huge death toll and sometimes lurid and disturbing imagery.. fits into that sub genre classification.. The cast of characters is simply to varied and there are to many good people, who are often just as successful as the bad people.. for it to be compared to the likes of Abercrombie, Morgan and Bakker. I'd even argue that the Malazan series is marginally less hopeless feeling than Game of Thrones is. Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-78566037598423407802012-08-03T12:11:00.001-04:002012-08-03T12:11:47.863-04:00New perspective."Richard Dawkins, Wheen recalls, once pointed out that if an alternative remedy proves to be effacious-- that is to say, if it is shown to have curative properties in rigorous medical trials-- then ' it ceases to be an alternative; and just becomes medicine'. In other words, it's only alternative so long as it's been shown not to be any bloody good. I found it impossible not to apply this helpful observation to other areas of life. <u>Maybe a literary novel is just a novel that doesn't really work, and an art film, merely a film people don't want to see." </u>- Nick Hornby <br />
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Underlined section being the most relevant.Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-19563838062876750302012-08-01T13:41:00.000-04:002012-08-01T13:41:13.492-04:00It's still not a "Trilogy".Okay, so, I'm sure we are all very aware by now in the bowels of the geek dome that a choice has been made via Warner Brothers, Paramount and Peter Jackson to go ahead and give The Hobbit a 3rd film. This may seem strange, thinking, well, Lord of the Rings is nearly 3 times as long as The Hobbit and it only has 3 films.. that's true.. but those three films are also all enormous films, and the extended editions routinely run past 3+ hours. From a logistical standpoint, the reason why we got the two different versions of Lord of the Rings, or didn't get more than 3 films, is simply because the film making world was different then. Lord of the Rings is what clued Hollywood into the fact that people would pay to see a multi-part film and would happily come back year after year with no significant drop off. They've seen repeated it with Harry Potter and Twilight, each splitting their respective finales into extra pieces.<br />
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Another reason they've likely chosen to do this is, that it's the bottom of the barrel for Tolkien films. Once this is done, all they can do is Re-Make the Lord of the Rings, which I've already read rumours online that they are planning a 3D conversion (in reality they still have so much unused footage, they could theoretically turn the Lord of the Rings into six, 2+ hour long films, and thats sort of what the Extended Editions did anyway) of the films to follow the release of the Hobbit.. meaning that for the next 6-7 years you might just have a Hobbit on the big screen come Christmas time.<br />
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The fact they've chosen to do this, probably in lieu of releasing 'Extended' cuts of the Two Hobbit films later, and cutting down on the amount of money they could make in the process, instead having been decided to simply make three films. This isn't a big deal. The Hobbit does have enough set pieces to make this into a third film, especially when you start to add in material from the Appendices of Lord of the Rings. Which, by the way, I've got no problem with them doing. I just wish they had access to the abandoned chapters of Return of the King which are found in "Unfinished Tales".. as they really tie The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings together in a way which makes it obvious, not only how sneaky and dangerous Gandalf really is, but also how long he's be aware of the threat posed and has been trying to stop it. They alas, do not have access to that material and so we will simply have to make do with what they can manage without it. <br />
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Now for the not as good bit. My biggest problem with The Lord of the Rings, were the unneeded changes to characters, such as Faramir, Aragorn, Denethor and Theoden. Effectively, if they were a male with power in the book, presented as noble, uncorruptable, or otherwise wise.. two of the three film makers went out of their way to make sure the audiences didn't see that. Fran Walsh and Phillapa Boyens, whatever their status to Peter Jackson, are, in my opinion, hacks. They have a political angle they wanted to push, and did so at the expense of someone elses characters. Aragorn had to be shown as dithering and weak, Faramir as covetous and jealous of his brother Boromir, Denethor shown, not as despairing but as cowardly, and Theoden as spiteful. In other words, the script writers took issue with the idea of males exhibiting only noble qualities and as such sought to drag them down a bit. Even Elrond and Frodo weren't immune from this selective personality re-writing. <br />
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They also bolstered the female characters in ways which don't really always make sense. Eowyn cooking soup is, kind of preposterous.. and she was about as strong and willful a character as you could ever want. There's a reason all those feminist bra burning hippies in the 60's named their daughters after her. In a word, Eowyn kicks 10 kinds of ass, and nothing the film makers could add could make her any better. Arwen is a totally different story though.. They not only made her into something she wasn't meant to be, but did it in a completely slipshod manner. The whole bit in Fellowship of Arwen rescuing Frodo from the ringwraiths is groan inducing. Thank goodness saner heads prevailed and we weren't treated to Arwen leading the charge to relieve Helms Deep! Yet again, poor Glorfindel gets the axe. <br />
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Beyond a few other very small things, these character changes I found to be the most grating. The look of the films was pitch perfect, (though I'll admit I've always been an Alan Lee and John Howe fan.. so for fans of the Hildebrandts or Nasmith I can see where the films wouldn't work for you, and I'm sorry) the scenery was great, the sets, locations, and 90% of the pacing made the films work for me.. but theres always that little niggling worm in my head that pulls me out of the picture when one of these character assassinations rears it's head. <br />
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With the news of a third Hobbit film, I'm more worried than ever that the extra length provided by this format will simply allow Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens to give more screen time to their Mary Sue Fanfic character Taurial. This will be the first time they've actually gone all the way and simply created a new named character out of whole cloth, the only reason for it is, the film makers felt, the movie "Needed a Vagina". This is delicate territory, since, I'll readily admit that Tolkien didn't have very many female characters, but the idea that an adaption of his work needed to have one is a bit preposterous. Yes, The Hobbit, is a kids book, but the story it tells isn't a kids story. It's an adult's story. It's a war story. That's what made Eowyn's choice so spectacular. This is like, if Ridley Scott had decided when he got down to brass tacks on filming Mark Bowden's "Black Hawk Down" (And it is based on the book, since it continues some of the inconsistencies that the book has) that they just really needed one of the Army Rangers or Delta Operators to be female... No logical reason for it.. just cause. <br />
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Just because we have different sensibilities today than the author did 60 years ago, doesn't give us the right to change his artistic vision, and on this note I'll not beat around the bush, in my opinion, the Author's art, is more important than the Filmmaker's art. The Filmmaker's are simply ADAPTING, some one elses art, and therefore have no rights in regards what can be changed. <br />
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So, that rant out of my system I can get down to the other thing that is bugging me.<br />
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The Hobbit, is not a Trilogy. It doesn't matter that there are 3 films. 3-films-in-1. Just like the thing that used to be on the old Transformers boxes.. 2 toys in 1! It is 3 pieces of a single film, exactly the same way that The Lord of the Rings is, by the directors own admission, he views them as a SINGLE FILM. ( I still hold out hope one day we will get a cut which reflects that, a single opening and closing credits sequence, and several intermissions) When it all finishes up, Peter Jackson will have adapted 2 books, into 2 films, each split into 3 parts.<br />
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The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings, is a DUOLOGY. They are a Book, and a Sequel to that book. <br />
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If you have 3 courses in a meal, it's still just 1 meal, it's not a Trilogy of meals. It doesn't matter how many "Volumes" are present in the box set.. it's not a Quadrilogy, Trilogy, Quintology, or any thing else. Only by adding in the Silmarillion do you then get a 'Trilogy'. I realize that this is me beating a dead horse, people will never stop calling these books/films a Trilogy.. because they can't get it through their head that simply having 3 of something doesn't make it a Trilogy.<br />
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Even with all that being said, I still can't wait to see the adaption, I will probably like it more than I dislike it, and I will happily pay to go and see it. <br />
<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-16100354527116229422012-07-26T23:09:00.000-04:002012-07-26T23:09:55.003-04:00A Malazan Roadmap.Now, before anyone jumps me.. I apologize if I've made any errors.. and will happily fix them.. but from what I can gather and from what I've read this is more or less how the series lays out or is projected to lay out.. once the last of Ian Cameron Esselmont's "Malazan Empire" novels are finished..<br />
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Red: Steven Erikson<br />
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<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-25455432568012207342012-07-20T13:29:00.005-04:002012-07-20T22:47:57.110-04:00Summer Spectacle Stupor.Caution: There may be spoilers. <br />
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This year, is a truly epic year for summer spectacle movies. This is the aftermath of the Hollywood writers strike from a few years ago, which provided us with such gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen".. projects which were rushed into production with half finished scripts or re-purposed scripts from unrelated projects in an effort to not have to work out a deal with the screen writers guild, and an effort not to delay releases. TV suffered, Movies Suffered, it all suffered..and it's effected lingered. <br />
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Now though, that's far enough behind us that we are back to where we were before, except, now, with a bigger budget. A much bigger budget.<br />
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I'm writing now after having just viewed a screening of the entire Nolan-Verse Batman Trilogy, and with this 3rd installment there is no second guessing that nomenclature. It is a trilogy, parts 1 and 3 feed of of each other as much as part two fed off part 1 and part 3 fed off part 2. If it weren't for the 8 year time gap between 2 & 3, I'd almost say they could be 3 acts of a single film. A truly epic Batman going from Das Rheingold to Gotterdammerung. <br />
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In reality it still feels that way. The Dark Knight rises is so bleak, so disheartening, so soul crushing in so many scenes, that it begins to wear the audience down and make you wish for the psychopathic Joker since at least he did all these things to try and make a point about humanity.. Bane just does it, well he does it for a different reason but if I told you the reason it would be a spoiler...but at the end.. you feel a little beaten down. Making the Dark Knight Rises something of a great counterpoint to the summers other big comic book movie, The Avengers.<br />
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This comparison is unavoidable, rival comic book companies competing for decades not withstanding, the penultimate action of both films billionaire playboy philanthropists with fancy toys practically mirror each other. Both films finale involves these characters trying to get rid of a nuclear weapon and nearly being killed in the process. Where as Tony Stark/ Iron Man survives, with a little assistance from the Hulk's vocal chords.. Bruce Wayne/Batman doesn't. In a way the two characters are already something of a mirror verse version of each other. Both are brilliantly minded, insanely wealthy, ostentatious and don't always manage to do the right thing. The key difference is, Iron Man is always subordinate to Tony Stark.. as he asserts multiple times "I am Iron Man", But Batman.. is the obverse of that. Bruce Wayne is a mask which Batman wears.<br />
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The other difference is, where as Batman relentlessly beats you down, taking a perverse glee in letting you know that everything could in fact be a lot worse than it is.. Avengers spends its entire length trying to build you up. Even when things look the most hopeless, the characters never throw their hands up and hide inside. I wonder if maybe Mathew Modine's character in the TDKR didn't watch the Avengers before putting on his dress blues and going back out into the face of uncertainty. In other words, TDKR is a film which explains why films such as the Avengers need to exist.<br />
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They aren't in opposition to one another. They are actually complimentary. The Avengers uhh.. whatever it is.. , The Dark Knight Trilogy.. They compliment each other. Batman shows us how a hero is created, crafted, built, falls, is redeemed, and is eventually killed. The Avengers shows us why Heros are so important.<br />
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After having written this post last night and set it up to autopost today, I thought I needed to come back and at least touch on the events which occurred at a theater in Colorado. 200+ people calmly watching the Dark Knight Rises were violently attacked by a deranged man. 12 died and 70 were wounded. I'll leave the pontificating on what caused this or the shooters motivations to other more interested parties, all I want to say is that he has yet again shown how badly the world needs heroes, how badly the world needs good people who are not willing to be silent and allow bad things to happen. But he's also proven how fragile our society is, how easy it is to manipulate, and bring to great harm. He is a coward for attacking a theatre full of people just trying to enjoy their movie, and I hope the state of Colorado swiftly finds him guilty of these heinous crimes.<br />
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<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-47600798668857876492012-07-10T01:26:00.000-04:002012-07-10T01:26:23.300-04:00...I've got myself a plan!So, since all of my other plans for the summer fell through. My plans to go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, my plan to go to a LARP in Raleigh.. all of it.. It just got sucked down the drain. Who cares.<br />
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I've got something better now.<br />
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Being born in 85, scant months before they performed a single set at Live Aid, and 5 years after the band had broken up, I only have experienced Led Zeppelin through CD's and videos. Sure I've heard my mom and dad talk about how fantastic they were live.. but that doesn't do me a lot of good.<br />
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If you've ever seen the film "Almost Famous", I'm kind of like the kid that Jay Baruchael plays in that..<br />
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While it's not the real deal, there is a world renowned LZ cover band known as Zoso. They perform about 100+ shows a year all over the world. They do a HUGE set, spanning the entire catalog of the band.<br />
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This year, there are 3 shows all within 2 hours of me.<br />
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Wednesday, 8/15</div>
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Friday, 8/17</div>
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Since all my other summer plans got shot down.. I'm going to go to all three of these shows.<br />
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Sure, it won't be the same, But it's the closest I'm going to get to experiencing the real band.<br />
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I can't wait. And it's going to be a heck of a last weekend before classes start on the 20th! <br />
<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-18504520935036675062012-07-06T13:38:00.000-04:002012-07-06T13:38:04.217-04:00A King has his reign..Dwight Allen may be aiming to be the Jaimie Lannister of Salon magazine with his recent admission that he just doesn't "Get" why Stephen King is so gosh darn popular (READ WHAT I LIKE, DAMMIT!). <a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/07/06/my_stephen_king_problem_salpart/">This rambling essay</a>, mainly feeling like something you'd get out of a highschool kid who really really wanted to make sure you knew how smart he was, doesn't do anything for the author to prove his point, except illustrate he went into reading King already knowing he wasn't going to like him. Fair enough. King isn't for everyone, but he is for most people, a producer of great reads. After about a thousand words of self aggrandizing, name dropping, and constantly reffering to just how high brow and litterary his tastes are.. Allen does eventually get to the point where he feels he can quit writing about just how much more intelligent his tastes in books makes him feel. <br />
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I like to think that maybe, he was doing it to be ironic, since he just accused King of writing bloated and meandering works.. that he chose consciously to do the same with his little story.. still more kind to King than Harold Bloom has ever been.<br />
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The bit that really got me though, was this line at the end, <br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Well, gee whiz Dwight, I have no idea. Oh, here's one, just to try on for size.. maybe it's because, unlike Wallace (Seriously, read this dudes Syllabus for his students.. talk about pedantry) and Johnson and Pynchon (All writers I've read, some of which I even enjoyed, I'm not going to talk about Bolano as I've not read him) aren't really all that much fun. Reading Johnson, Pynchon, or Wallace is to much like work, and unlike Dwight, I don't get paid for reading and writing. Johnson, to his credit, does write some entertaining stuff, but Wallace and Pynchon are mostly incoherent and are seemingly more obsessed with stringing together obtuse, but technically correct sentences than they are about telling a story. </span><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">For me, Books are an alternative form of entertainment, and King is entertaining. </span></div>
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A film starring Jason Segel (I love you man, How I met your Mother, Freaks And Geeks), Ed Helms (The Hangover) and Susan Sarandon (do I really need to tell you?) which while advertized as a comedy, is actually probably one of the most curiously life affirming films I've seen.<br />
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Jeff (Segel), is a 30+ year old stoner, lay about, loser, who litterally does live in his mother's (Sarandon) basement. His older brother, Pat (Helms) manages a paint store and his marriage is on the rocks. The film starts with Jeff explaining how deep he finds the M. Night Shamalyan film "Signs", and how it exemplifies his philosophy of interconnectedness, how the fact the little girl is incapable of finishing a glass of water and leaves them all over the house ultimately saves the family. This may at first seem like typical stoner blithering.. the sort of thing we've seen Segel do a dozen times before. It's not. And Jeff is really as earnest as he comes across as.<br />
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The story begins with him getting high, and then receiving a wrong number from some one looking for a man named Kevin. Jeff, who is supposed to go to Home Depot to buy some wood glue, keeps seeing a young man in a jersey with Kevin emblazoned on the back, while on his trip to the DIY store. He eventually gets into an alteraction with the young man, and gets kicked off the bus.. where he runs into his older brother Pat who is at Hooter's trying to convince himself that his marriage isn't falling apart.<br />
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All sorts of mis-adventures occur, eventually culminating in them being on a bridge stuck in traffic. He makes the comment "Do you ever the have the feeling that you've been waiting for your destiny.. but when it gets here it isn't really all that exciting?".. and then, sensing something is amiss, Jeff notices a life flight helicopter coming in to land. He gets out of the car and runs down the bridge, finding there has been an accident and a car has plunged into the water under the bridge with kids trapped inside he jumps in. Rescuing two children and their father and nearly dieing in the process. <br />
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In the end the film almost hits the same notes that "It's a wonderful life" hits. where the main character is shown what the world would be like to those who know him if he didn't exist. But the film hits these notes with a different tone. Instead of having a character who is ready to commit suicide out of unhappiness, this film features a character who is content with his lay about lifestyle.. because he knows that deep down everyone is important and everyone has some part to play.. he's content to simply wait for his cue to come on stage, and then retire once it's been played. The movie wants us to come away realizing that, yes, for all intents and purposes Jeff is a loser. He smokes dope and eats crackers in his boxers and has absolutely no ambition, but without him, 3 people would have died. It might seem preposterous, but things like this do happen in real life.<br />
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Curiously it reminded me of this passage from the Elder Edda poem Havamal.<br />
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Not all sick men are utterly wretched:<br />
Some are blessed with sons,<br />
Some with friends,<br />
some with riches,<br />
Some with worthy works. <br />
</span>Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-16672653231100550182012-06-30T22:00:00.001-04:002012-06-30T22:00:12.501-04:00Things & Stuff.<br />
Here you can see part of my library/collection.. The shelves aren't finished yet.. cause well.. lumber is expensive. As you can notice, the books only continue up to the early H's.. the rest continues in the hallway. That's also only about a fifth of my total Transformers collection.. but I got tired of dusting them and put the rest in storage. <br />
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It's no secret that, Transformers, GIJOE, Jem and the Holograms, The Inhumanoids, and even My little Pony*, take place in the same universe. There are canonical connections that link the series together, albeit loosely, But there are other shows from a second company known as DIC which also clearly have connections beyond the 3rd and 4th seasons of G.I.Joe. Some of these shows have shared connections for a very long time, some of them have only recently been reconnected into the universe. An example of these sorts of shows, from DiC, which find themselves in this universe now are C.O.P.S. which takes place roughly contemporaneous with Transformers: Victory (one of the Japanese only series, and is connected to G.I.JOE due to one of the characters being a descendent of the G.I.Joe, Beachhead) and M.A.S.K.. which in itself was something of a hybrid G.I.Joe & Transformers show.. even with vaguely snake themed villain, V.E.N.O.M. <br />
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The most interesting one, which I'm particularly curious about, but have not quite gotten around to buying and watching, would be 1992's Animated Conan the Adventurer/Conan and the Young Warriors. Which, features the doughty Cimmerian striking down a snake cult which bears quite a few similarities to the villains of the G.I.Joe Movie, Cobra La.. the last vestige of a once globe spanning bio-organic insectoid-reptoid empire which was destroyed initially by the Ice age.. and then, you guessed it.. by hordes of Barbarian Humans. We already have pseudo Old Ones in the series courtesy of the Inhumanoids.. in the form of Tendril. <br />
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Conan the Adventurer was produced by Christy Marx, the same person who produced and wrote a great number of the other series in this continuity.. and it adds a great sense of depth to a world in which there are so damn many snake cults. COBRA, V.E.N.O.M, and if you want to stretch it to include bug themes, obviously more popular in the 2020's, you have the various insect villains of C.O.P.S and the Stingers of Jem and the Holograms.<br />
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There is of course other precedent for this. Conan was a licensed property with an extensive comic series from Marvel Comics, who also created the comics for G.I.Joe and The Transformers.. both of which are at least superficially in the Marvel Comics universe, and all of which have designators in the current Multiverse Scheme.. To really throw your head out of whack, consider that not only did the Marvel Conan cross over with Moorcock's Elric, thus bringing in all of HIS multiverse.. but the Marvel Multiverse has also crossed over repeatedly with the DC Comics Multiverse.. and has been visited by The Doctor on numerous occasions. I promise, if you think about this too hard your head will start to hurt and your nose will probably bleed. <br />
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So here is my, prototype timeline for the Marvel/Hasbro/Sunbow/DiC universe. Some of these dates are in the shows themselves, and others are the result of some creativity. Jem is never specifically mentioned as to when it takes place, however, due to characters from Transformers Masterforce meeting with some characters from JEM, and News reports of Inhumanoid Attacks being show in various episodes.. it's pretty obvious it takes place AFTER Transformers is over.. The truly curious thing is, that by this point in the sunbow/DiC universe.. not only do we have the Earth Defense Command.. but the Soviet Union still exists.. as late as the 2020's. I suppose on a world with Snake themed Terrorist organizations, ancient evils spawning from the ground and Giant Robots from outer space waging civil war in our backyards.. quite a lot of things would be different. <br />
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Edit: #1 these dates are the dates the shows Occurred, not the dates the shows Aired. <br />
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Flashbacks from G.I.Joe The Movie - 40,000bce Sunbow/Toei <br />
Conan - The Adventurer - Sunbow/Graz<br />
Conan - And the Young Warriors - Sunbow/Graz<br />
G.I.Joe - The Mass Device - 1983 Sunbow/Toei<br />
G.I.Joe - The Revenge of Cobra - 1984 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - More than Meets the Eye Sunbow/Toei<br />
G.I.Joe - Season 1 - 1985 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - Season 1 Sunbow/Toei<br />
G.I.Joe - Season 2 - 1986 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - Season 2 Sunbow/Toei<br />
G.I.Joe - The Movie - 1987 Sunbow/Toei<br />
G.I.Joe - Season 3 - 1988 DiC<br />
G.I,Joe - Season 4 - 1989 DiC<br />
M.A.S.K - Season 1 DiC<br />
G.I.Joe - Sgt. Savage and his Screaming Eagles - 1994 Sunbow<br />
M.A.S.K - Season 2 DiC<br />
G.I.Joe Extreme - 1995 Sunbow<br />
The Transformers - The Movie - 2005 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - Season 3 - 2006 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - Season 4 - 2007 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - The Headmasters - 2010 Toei<br />
The Transformers - Masterforce - 2019 Toei<br />
Jem and the Holograms - Season 1 Sunbow/Toei<br />
Jem and the Holograms - Season 2 - 2020 Sunbow/Toei<br />
Inhumanoids - Season 1 - 2021 Sunbow/Toei<br />
Jem and the Holograms - Season 3 Sunbow/Toei<br />
The Transformers - Victory - 2025 Toei<br />
C.O.P.S. - Season 1 DiC<br />
Robotix - The Movie Sunbow/Toei<br />
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* this is the result of a throw-away gag in one episode of my little pony.. where a sailor who looks suspiciously like Shipwreck from G.I.Joe is seen drinking out of a brown paper bag, which he then smashes upon seeing the ponies fly across the evening sky.. vowing to swear off drinking forever.Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-74322959198993512832012-06-25T21:51:00.004-04:002012-06-25T21:51:54.750-04:00Tolkien and Wilfred Owen<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Since fellow blogger Brian Murphy asked, and encouraged, I thought the least I could do is follow through and post this. Granted, I realize it is not perhaps a great paper, and will likely do nothing to further Tolkien studies (or Owen Studies for that matter) it did get me a 91.. there are a few errors, but I don't happen to have access to the graded paper on Turnitin.com any longer now that the class is over. So, Tolkien aficionados and masters, please go easy on me.. I'm sure I made mistakes.. but I am after all only an enthusiast.. and desperately was trying to find a way to tie something I enjoyed into yet another boring freshman paper.. so if you have any constructive criticisms to offer I am of course all ears, as I will be writing many, many more papers over the remaining years of my college career, and am always looking for ways to improve. </div>
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“Tears
Unnumbered”</div>
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<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>War
is a grand undertaking, perhaps even the grandest, but it is also the most
futile. The desire to wage armed conflict, to willingly distress and demolish
another’s country is to confess a uniquely selfish worldview. Wars tend to
begin not on the front lines, but in offices in national capitols. The people
who start the war, do not fight the war, and thus do not truly understand the
nature of war. However, the people who fight the war are left with a great deal
of time to pontificate on their situation. They wonder why they are there, what
the people fighting on the other side are really like, and if perhaps it is not
more likely that their alleged foes are just people like them. The soldier has
time to write letters, though censored, to their loved ones at home. Anthony
Fletcher asks the poignant question, “What did men confess and what did they
conceal, how far did they relate life as it really was? Tones of reassurance
were crafted, omissions were adopted in response to degrees of anxiety at home.”
(1)Ultimately, historians cannot know exactly what the individual thoughts of a
soldier were, but a level of certainty can be gleaned by carefully reading the
letters, poems, and stories produced by soldiers. If one is judicious in their
reading of soldiers poetry, stories and letters, a common theme begins to
emerge. The overriding theme is that of futility. This theme is of the loss and
futility of armed conflict as seen by those who witness it at its basest level,
quite literally in this case by the people in the trenches, and is brought home
repeatedly in a myriad of disparate genres, by a veritable cornucopia of
writers. </div>
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<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>One
of the most spectacular battles of World War 1 was the Somme offensive,
“Opening on 1 July 1916, the Battle of the Somme was the Anglo-French attempt
to break through the German lines by means of a massive infantry assault”
(Gilbert, 258), its legend has grown due to its grotesque casualty rate,
“20,000 British soldiers were killed on the first day of the battle of the
Somme” (Gilbert, 541). But its horror and callous lack of humanity caused
writers and poets to spring up with great alacrity. It was during this battle
or others like it that Soldier-writers created art in the midst of this chaos
and death. These writers created under horrendous conditions, during stolen
seconds of peace, or in the wards of convalescent hospitals while recovering
from illness or injury. Heather Lusty, in her paper, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Shaping the National Voice</i>, pontificates on the nature of the
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Their poetry
became a way for these soldiers to refashion their war experiences and express
them via a new medium, allowing each of them to reconnect with the world and
reconstruct their personal identities in a different world. These poets also
reveal their own anxieties about their own participation in the war, the
responsibility each bore for the lives and losses of their men, and the
pressures of class and rank, all of which contributed to the specific
manifestations of their psychological and traumatic reactions to the war. ( 7)</div>
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It is always worth keeping in mind
just what conditioned these writers worked under. This essential context can
bring tremendous insight to the reader, turning them from passive consumers,
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Wilfred Owen is
one such writer. In his poem “Dulce et Decorum est”, often considered one of
the greatest poems to emerge from World War 1, Owen writes a graphic and
chilling description of a poison gas attack. Providing the reader a grotesquely
detailed glimpse of what happened when a soldier was unable to secure his
protective gear in time. It is not the gas attack, or the soldier’s death,
which makes the poem so moving, but the anger that Owen seethes with and
directs at the warmongers at home, which truly makes the poem great. Here is a
man who is willing to buck the demanded patriotism to write down his true
feelings about the waste of war. Owen writes in the final stanza a bitter
renunciation of this callow call for duty and glory, </div>
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“My
Friend you would not tell with such high zest </div>
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To
Children desperate for some ardent glory, </div>
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The
old lie: Dulce et Decorum est </div>
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Pro
patria mori.” (1)</div>
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When this Latin
phrase is translated, it reads: “it is a sweet and fitting thing to die for
your country” (Ward, 18). In Owen’s capable hands this exultation to duty and
sacrifice for the homeland drips with cynicism and irony. John Hughes writes in
his own analysis of the poem, “the undeflectable intensity and antiwar intent
of “Dulce et Decorum Est,” and Owen’s concern, as he said, with unconsoling
truthfulness” (1) and I cannot help but agree with this summation of the poem.
Further echoes of this understanding are provided by writer Max Saunders when
he writes “Like much First World War writing, the poem is not only about the
horror of war; the need to represent that horror with unflinching realism, so
that what Owen called ‘the pity of war’ can be weighed, and rendered without
euphemism or sentimentality.” (62) This leaves one conclusion, Owen is writing this
heart-wrenching tale in order to provide the audience with as accurate a
picture as possible, to convey the event as closely to the truth as he is able,
in an effort to show how pointless this death was.</div>
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This leads us to
Owen as a writer. Candace Ward writes in her introduction to a short collection
of Owen’s poetry that, “Owen’s poetic skills were honed by the nature of his
war experiences”. (18) Owing to the realism<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>it truthfully seems as if he has poured a great quantity of experience
and anguish into his work, but due to the lack of any sentiment except anger
his poem nearly comes across as callous during his blunt and straight forward
rendering of a man’s death, and the non chalant way in which his comrades react
to it. </div>
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<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>In
contrast to Owen’s starkly unsentimental realism, a very different sort of
writer emerged from the same conflict, indeed separated from Owen by scant
miles, the two men, both commissioned second lieutenants, and both sharing a
fondness for the language of their Anglo-Saxon ancestors, this writer was
J.R.R. Tolkien. Whereas Owen wrote with a realist’s pen, Tolkien wrote with
stylus of Fantasy. Tolkien, who, after the war went on to create the world of
Middle-Earth as described in his books <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The
Hobbit</i> and <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Lord of the Rings</i>
among others, was not immune from the seeping influence of his experiences in the
trenches. Tolkien’s painful memories of the war are particularly present when
his characters cross the region known as “The Dead Marshes” in <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Lord of the Rings,</i></div>
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“’I
don’t know, ‘ said Frodo in a dreamlike voice. ‘But I have seen them too. In
the pools when the candles were lit. They lie in all the pools, pale faces,
deep deep under the dark water. I saw them: grim faces and eil, and noble faces
and sad. Many faces proud and fair, and weeds in their silver hair. But all
foul, all rotting, all dead. A fell light is in them.’ Frodo hid his eyes in
his hands.” (627)</div>
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Following this
line of thought that what Tolkien is describing is a memory of his experiences
in the Somme it is useful to look at other sources. One such source is John
Garth, who writes in his book <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Tolkien and
the Great War: The Threshold of Middle</i> <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Earth,
</i>“Tolkien’s description of the Dead Marshes, a scene of morbid desolation
that has become, in effect, a short hand symbol for the trenches”. (311) In
this short passage the reader can catch a glimpse of the horror which the men
on the western front encountered on a daily basis. Even though the book is a fantasy
and it tells the story of invented characters experiencing this horror while
inhabiting an invented world, the overwhelming grotesqueness that is present is
equal to the stark realism present in Owen’s poem. Ultimately, as Tolkien winds
down his story and his characters, returned from the war, now diminished are
unable to escape their experiences the reader is left wondering what it must
have been like for the real life men whom the author based his characters upon.
Even though one is written as Fantasy with a dash of sentimentalism and the
other an unsentimental injection of Realism, the sense of loss and the futile
nature of war is equally present if the reader cares to look. </div>
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This complex
frustration and anger at loss and senseless violence that is present in both
Owen and Tolkien, and many other writers who have lived through war, is, while
not always consistently apparent always seems to be just below the surface if
you know where to look. I believe that author and Doctor Mark J. Stillman, in
his analysis of war writers, sums up the situation best, “If we listen
carefully and ignore the incessant drone of ever beating drums, we might catch
wind of distant voices from the past, sometimes speaking foreign tongues, but
relating the same elegiac tale. Each distinct voice belongs to a chorus echoing
the ageless anger of Achilles.” (485) Though subtle, especially in works that
are not presented as realistic, this anger is present. It tends to be directed
at the needless loss of compatriots at the whims of politicians who sit safe
behind the lines, and order men to their deaths. Nevertheless, like so many
others, the war claimed Owen’s life scant days before the armistice was signed.
Tolkien narrowly escaped that fate due to illness. Both Wilfred Owen and J.R.R.
Tolkien experienced similar situations during their own private experience in
war. These two writer’s stories and experiences have been preserved for
posterity, and every year thousands of people read them and they perhaps enrich
some. The writers have shown us the truth, fantastically or realistically, that
war is a dirty, messy business in which lives are ruined, typically for naught,
and the lot of the common soldier to cope with this reality is their greatest
strength. These writers beseech the reader<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>not, not to listen to the drums of war, and certainly not to feel
patriotism towards one’s country, But to be circumspect in your desire, either
to take up arms against another or seen someone else to do it in their stead. It
is up to the readers to come to terms with this idea and make the most of it in
their own lives, while not succumbing to the incessantly beating drums of those
who are ever ready to send soldiers to die on some far away field, be it for a
few yards of ground or a few pennies off the price of a gallon of gasoline. </div>
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Works
Cited.</div>
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Fletcher, Anthony. "Between
The Lines." <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">History Today</i> 59.11
(2009): 45-51. <span style="mso-tab-count: 3;"> </span>Academic
Search Complete. Web. 26 Mar. 2012.</div>
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Garth, John. Tolkien and the Great
War: The Threshold of Middle Earth. 1st edition. New York: <span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Mariner Books, 2005. 310-311. Print </div>
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Gilbert, Martin. The First World
War: A Complete History. 1st edition. New York: Henry Holt and <span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Company, 1997. Print <span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span></div>
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<span> </span></div>
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Hughes, John. "Owen's DULCE ET
DECORUM EST." <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Explicator</i> 64.3
(2006): 164. MasterFILE Premier. <span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>Web.
6 Apr. 2012.</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">
Lusty, Heather. “Shaping the
National Voice: Poetry of WWI” <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Journal of
Modern Literature</i>, <span style="mso-tab-count: 2;"></span>30.1
(2006): 199-209. Project Muse. Web. 24 Mar. 2012.</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">
Owen, Wilfred. “Dulce et Decorum
est”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Literature:
an introduction to reading and writing</i>. <span style="mso-tab-count: 2;"></span>5th
compact edition. Edgar V. Roberts, Robert Zweig. New York: Longman an imprint
of <span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"></span>Pearson, 2012. 625. Print. </div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">
Saunders, Max. "Friendship And
Enmity In First World War Literature." <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Literature
& History</i> 17.1 <span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>(2008):
62-77. History Reference Center. Web. 11 Apr. 2012.</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">
Stillman, Mark J. "War Poets
And The Ageless Anger Of Achilles." <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Military
Medicine</i> 176.5 (2011): 484-<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>485.
Consumer Health Complete - EBSCOhost. Web. 6 Apr. 2012.</div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">
Tolkien, J.R.R. The Lord of the
Rings. 1954. New York: Houghton Mifflin, 2001. 620-635. Print.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;">
Ward, Candace. ed. World War One
British Poets: Brooke, Owen, Sassoon, Rosenberg and Others.<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span>1st edition. New York: Dover, 1997. 18.
Print.</div>Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-22741202841743649192012-06-24T21:54:00.000-04:002012-06-24T21:54:27.853-04:00Malazan - The Journey so far.Late last year I set myself a goal to read the entire, as of yet published, Malazan series. This includes three sub-series. Malazan: Book of the Fallen, totaling 10 volumes and thousands of pages, by Steven Erikson. The Tales of Bauchalain and Korbel Broach, a series of short novellas, also by Steven Erikson, and lastly Tales of the Malazan Empire, a much shorter series of novels by Ian C. Esslemont.<br />
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This massive series, as of this post totals 17 (soon to be 19) volumes published by Tor, or 19 (soon to be 21) by Subterranean Press. This curious publishing scheme has given me no end of fits. As I am a book collector as well as a reader, I first sought to collect all of the books in Hardcover. This proved to be prohibitively expensive, Tor published the series in hardcover sporadically, and many of the volumes are not in print any longer in that format. Subterranean Press has begun issuing high quality hardcovers as part of a subscription series but they are extremely expensive for some one on my budget. I settled for Trade Paperbacks instead. Tor, as is their wont, changed cover design with volume 9, reprinting to my knowledge only volume 1, <u><i>Gardens of the Moon</i></u>, in the new style, and further allowing volume 3, <u><i>Midnight Tides</i></u>, to slip out of print in that format totally. The Bauchalain and Korbel Broach novellas are only available in hardcover through Subterranean press, and anyone who is familiar with them know they tend to publish in limited quantities and to be very expensive, usually about 25-30$ for a 100-150page Novella. Thankfully Tor has reprinted these novellas in trade-paperback, something which not every author who releases stories through Subterranean gets, much to the chagrin of a many a K.J. Parker fan. <br />
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Having settled on the Trade-paperback format, I spent December collecting all of the volumes then published, leaving me with a total of 13 novels and 4 novellas to read before the 4th of Ian C. Esslemont's Tales series, <u><i>Orb, Sceptre, and Throne</i></u>, is published.<br />
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To say that the going has been slow is an understatement. Though these books are enormous in length, none of the novels being shorter than 400 pages, they don't seem to suffer from the needless padding that other door stopper fantasy series do. Where as other series fill their pages with moralizing philosophical tirades (Goodkind), endless repetition of neurotic behavior, pointless side-quests, and obnoxious platitudes (Jordan), or discussions on economics, religion, technology, sociological observations, and ocean travel (Drake, Elliot, and others.), this series simply piles on more and more onion like layers to the over all story. I began reading the series in January, and have thus far only completed about half of the series. Granted I've had, arguably more important, school work to finish which has held me up. That being said, depth of the storytelling present in these books has also created it's own series of roadblocks to my typical pace. To say it is dense is to compare a poundcake to a black hole.<br />
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For one, this is a shared universe, though in very narrow terms, being as I'm only about 50-60% finished with the series as it currently stands means I've not even uncovered the full story yet, but as it stands it is about the return of a Prometheus like god, who is orchestrating various power grabs all over the world in a bid to awaken another god which will free him and destroy the world in the process.. or something like that..<br />
<br />The series is dark (Volume 3, <i>Memories of Ice</i>, has as it's protagonist a migratory empire of cannibals who also rape you to death while eating you..) but it is tempered with such a variety of characters and archetypes it never feels completely hopeless even at it's darkest.. for every dastardly evil-doer, or corrupt anti-hero there is a truly heroic character, or especially a conflicted character who rises to be a hero when the need calls. It is very, very, reminiscent of Glen Cook's <i>"The Black Company"</i> in that regard. The other series which it frequently reminds me of is Roger Zelazny's <i>"Chronicles of Amber". </i>This is frequently repeated, and for very good reason, the mark of these two series on Erikson and Esslemont is immediately, and persistently present, almost from the very beginning. If I had to compare it to another current series though, the only one I can really think of would be A Game of Thrones, but imagine the happenings of Westeros except on a global scale and stripped of the lush descriptive language down to bare bones sentence structure, which conveys only the minimum of what the reader needs leaving maximum amounts of questions unanswered. <br />
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It's effectively impossible to try and sum the series as a whole up, but I think out of all the big door stopper series, if you are a fan of Sword & Sorcery, you will find a lot to love in this world. I really really recommend the series to anyone who loves Fantasy fiction, but if you are looking for a lot of scenes of women smoothing their skirts, tugging their braids, and sipping tea while pontificating on the philosophy of free market capitalism.. then the series probably isn't for you. <br />
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<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-66587102362273517722012-06-02T23:05:00.003-04:002012-06-02T23:05:22.282-04:00Classic City Roller Girls V. ChattanoogaTonight was the last Home Game for the Classic City Roller Girls until August, and I just couldn't miss it. Arrived a bit early and hung around outside for a while until the bout started. When it did, both teams really performed well, but the Chattanooga girls got an extremely heavy lead very very early. They shot up by about 30pts in the first 5 minutes of the bout, and completely shut down the local team. The Athens team tried their best to catch up, and wound up getting about a 1-2 final score, but it was no close match for sure.<br />
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If you've never been to a Roller Derby match, you are missing out on something unique. It's an extremely fast paced and exciting sporting event where you don't have to worry about low scores. Plus, you get your hand stamped with 70's porn staches' for re-entry into the venue should you leave at any time. It's quirky, quick, and only lasts about an Hour and a half tops. If you're not sure your city has a team, you can check Google, it seems as if most midsize cities have at least one team, while larger cities like Atlanta occasionally have more than one. <br />
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Tonight the CCRG was also working hard to raise money for Camp Kasem, and organization run by UGA to send kids who's parents have cancer to Summer camp. I chipped in what I could as I felt it was a good cause, anyone who's had to deal with a parent who's ill, let alone a prolonged illness deserves a break now and then. <br />
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All in all another fun night out in Athens, and another reason why even though I really have no use for the state of Georgia.. I'm glad I live where I do.<br />
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<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-42121642449776315772012-05-24T17:34:00.002-04:002012-05-24T17:37:32.321-04:00Trivium @ the Georgia Theater.Last night was a something of an odd experience for me. It was the first concert I've been to in about 4 years or so, but it was also the first Metal show in the newly rebuilt Georgia Theater, which burned down rather spectacularly several years ago.<br />
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The show featured three groups which I really didn't have much experience with. A local band from Athens: Savagist, a group from Atlanta: Dead to the World, and then the headliners, Trivium. All three groups put on spectacular shows, and I look forward to seeing more from all of them.<br />
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Savagist ~<br />
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Trivium also did a very good cover of Mettalica's Creeping Death during their encore.<br />
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Next show I'll be going to see Clutch.<br />
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<br />Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-8166790595375083562012-05-22T12:03:00.000-04:002012-05-22T12:03:04.956-04:00What speed do you read?<br />
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<a href="http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/index.html"><img alt="ereader test" height="300" src="http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/images/static-ereader.png" title="Click to launch" width="230" /></a><br />Source: <a href="http://www.staples.com/E-readers/cat_CL164364">Staples eReader Department</a></div>
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I scored 669 words a minute, or 168% above the national average. Though typically I don't like to read that quickly, unless it's for school work.Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-857536998475120271.post-21589178718383746562012-05-22T10:24:00.000-04:002012-05-22T10:32:39.598-04:00Accelerated ReadershipI'm sure most of my readers already check out Black Gate, but if you haven't, please check out <a href="http://www.blackgate.com/2012/05/20/beth-dawkins-reviews-the-last-days/">this review. </a><br />
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Yeah, well, I hear you saying, what's so special about this review? Why should I take the time out of my busy day to read a review of some zombie book written by someone I've never heard of before?<br />
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You see, dear reader, <i>this</i> review was lovingly crafted by someone I went to school with. By some one who has worked extremely hard to get to this point. By someone one who was present almost at the very beginning of my ceaseless Fantasy reading binge. By some one who was my closest competition in our school's Accelerated Reader program, ergo encouraging me to read, both more quickly and in greater quantity, if I wanted to stay ahead of her. By some one who is in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign. By someone who, though DUNE is the only book we both think is great, is my friend regardless. <br />
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So, if you haven't already, please check it out, and be sure to keep an eye out for more from her in the future.Lagomorph Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06385231158384929598noreply@blogger.com3